I do it.

Eric Tu, Bay Area, 20
bencachadog:

uhm yeah. For you heavy drinkers out there. This is what you’ll look like at age 50 or even earlier. Guys… you’ll look pregnant, you’ll have SMALL BALLS, you’re pee pee will shrivel up and fall off (jk), and you’ll go countless testing in the hospitals and get central venous lines which are IV’s that go straight into your juglar (put your hand right in the crook of your neck…that’s where we POKE a HUGE NEEDLE INTO THERE), and it’s going to hurt. It will hurt. So please stop drinking. It shortens your life. I’d rather take care of people dying from old age/natural causes, than taking care of ignorant human beings who do not know how to MODERATE their drinking. 
I’m just saying. #rant

drop that knowledge benstopher

bencachadog:

uhm yeah. For you heavy drinkers out there. This is what you’ll look like at age 50 or even earlier. Guys… you’ll look pregnant, you’ll have SMALL BALLS, you’re pee pee will shrivel up and fall off (jk), and you’ll go countless testing in the hospitals and get central venous lines which are IV’s that go straight into your juglar (put your hand right in the crook of your neck…that’s where we POKE a HUGE NEEDLE INTO THERE), and it’s going to hurt. It will hurt. So please stop drinking. It shortens your life. I’d rather take care of people dying from old age/natural causes, than taking care of ignorant human beings who do not know how to MODERATE their drinking. 

I’m just saying. #rant

drop that knowledge benstopher